Mar 1, 2022
It’s surprisingly difficult to ask a search engine what types of non-bread loaves there are. For example:
Meat.
Olive.
Cheese.
What loaves am I forgetting?
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@skweezo this was actually the problem I had when I tried to search for “non-bread types of loaves,” I just got tons of Jesus loaves
@estoner Blessed are the omega 3 oils, for they shall prolong your life
@estoner I think you can make anything into a loaf if you press hard enough... 😁
- @estoner Sorry last one until I think of another one. Archers of Loaf youtu.be/LTegGRqoh30
@estoner Yeah, they fucked up search engines. Google: *loaf recipe -bread Tools->“Verbatim” Quinoa Loaf, Vegan Holiday Loaf (???), Lentil Loaf, Pork Loaf, Nut Loaf, Not dry potato burger loaf, Bloatfly Loaf (oh right, Fallout), Pizza Loaf, Ham Loaf, Crab Loaf…
- @estoner What if this stuff was actually the loaves part of the Christian myth about the loaves and the fishes? Jesus sitting cross-legged on a hill on a hot middle eastern day, reaching down under his robes and pulling out packages of Oscar Meyer bologna with pimento?
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