Recent Tweets

Apr 11, 2021, 8:54 PM
i mean shit, who isn’t
Apr 9, 2021, 10:26 AM(22 mentions)
In challenging times, rituals can sustain us. I urge you to make the time to celebrate this beloved holiday with the traditional foods, dances, and solemn contemplation.
Mar 31, 2021, 7:05 PM(1 mention)
How is it possible that I just learned that West Seattle has a Yancy Street???
Mar 29, 2021, 7:52 PM(4 mentions)
Gwen: sometimes I pretend I’m a person who has the code name Midnight Fire
Elspeth: that’s a really good code name
G: thanks
Mar 25, 2021, 6:03 PM(4 mentions)
I find this hilarious but I lack the words to explain why.
Mar 20, 2021, 8:03 PM(8 mentions)
“lo-fi beats” are just smooth jazz for people under 55 don’t @ me
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Various Things People Are Saying To Or At Evan Generally

✨ kf ✨
Mar 12, 2019, 1:35 PM
@estoner tfw someone compliments your glasses during all hands and you're like "I have finally become @estoner"
✨ kf ✨
Mar 27, 2019, 8:00 PM
@estoner @estoner one of the first ways they "cook" an egg is an amber moon and I'm so upset youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS…
✨ kf ✨
Apr 19, 2019, 12:23 AM
@estoner @estoner just realized both of our photos are us with cool, black, modern eyeglasses with our faces half shrouded in darkness and oh god I am actually just becoming you aren't I
Dan Dean
Jun 27, 2019, 9:41 AM
@thereisnonesuch @estoner @thereisnonesuch @estoner Not to brag or anything but being able to edit in slack is pretty cool.
w h i t
Jul 11, 2019, 7:32 AM
@estoner @estoner did not report me to HR and is has been a stellar human to have as as my manager. He has followed in my 2018 footsteps and now manages all of simple's platform. I look forward to seeing what he does with it.
Dan Dean
Jul 13, 2019, 6:09 PM
@estoner @estoner Here’s one of those bags of concrete. I finally peeled the paper off.
Hieronymus Josh
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