Recent Tweets

Aug 11, 2022, 8:35 PM
“Back in 1985, John Norton answered the question that no one had asked.” http://bigchickenhotrods.com/barstool-racers
Aug 8, 2022, 7:52 PM(4 mentions)
But her emails
Jul 11, 2022, 10:34 PM(6 mentions)
4:20:20 blaze em
Jul 9, 2022, 7:16 PM(1 mention)
The rare crow-bunny conjunction is a favorite with astronomers.
Jul 8, 2022, 8:41 PM(7 mentions)
Current status: explaining Bon Jovi to my kid
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Various Things People Are Saying To Or At Evan Generally

✨ kf ✨
Mar 12, 2019, 1:35 PM
@estoner tfw someone compliments your glasses during all hands and you're like "I have finally become @estoner"
✨ kf ✨
Mar 27, 2019, 8:00 PM
@estoner @estoner one of the first ways they "cook" an egg is an amber moon and I'm so upset youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS…
✨ kf ✨
Apr 19, 2019, 12:23 AM
@estoner @estoner just realized both of our photos are us with cool, black, modern eyeglasses with our faces half shrouded in darkness and oh god I am actually just becoming you aren't I
Dan Dean
Jun 27, 2019, 9:41 AM
@thereisnonesuch @estoner @thereisnonesuch @estoner Not to brag or anything but being able to edit in slack is pretty cool.
w h i t
Jul 11, 2019, 7:32 AM
@estoner @estoner did not report me to HR and is has been a stellar human to have as as my manager. He has followed in my 2018 footsteps and now manages all of simple's platform. I look forward to seeing what he does with it.
Dan Dean
Jul 13, 2019, 6:09 PM
@estoner @estoner Here’s one of those bags of concrete. I finally peeled the paper off.
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