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• May 29, 2023, 11:22 AM

  We say “yesterday” and “last night,” but “yesternight” and “last day” sound completely wrong. 🤔

• Apr 27, 2023, 5:09 PM(6 mentions)

  Seattle Public Libraries are a treasure. https://www.spl.org/programs-and-services/teens/books-unbanned

• Apr 23, 2023, 9:11 PM(5 mentions)

  Gwen has had quite enough of my antics.

  

• Apr 9, 2023, 10:55 AM(11 mentions)

  I’ve heard it said that today is a holier day than even Christmas, to which I can only say: I am humbled by your appreciation.

  Happy Evan Stoner Day 2023.

  

• Mar 12, 2023, 10:22 PM(90 mentions)

  So Ke Huy Quan, when he’s 12, plays Harrison Ford’s sidekick in Temple of Doom. By the time he’s 21, he gives up on acting because he can’t get cast.

  When he’s fifty-one, he goes up on stage to get the Best Picture Oscar…from Harrison Ford.

  https://youtu.be/0O2B6ywhqQw

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