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- A ToastJan 21, 2021(23 mentions)
- ComplexJan 16, 2021(8 mentions)
- IndieWeb, RevisitedDec 28, 2020(2 mentions)
- Hey BuddyDec 15, 2018
- Always GreenerDec 1, 2018
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Recent Tweets
- Jun 13, 2021, 5:26 PM
- May 25, 2021, 6:44 PM(3 mentions)
Kansas: 🎶…nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky—🎶
[record scratch]
Geologist narrator: well actually, - May 22, 2021, 5:57 PM(9 mentions)
If I don’t see the green fairy within 48 hours of this Moderna dose I am going to be so disappointed.
- May 17, 2021, 10:01 AM
I’m truly impressed with how hard it is to understand the following headline: “First White Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro Unboxing Surfaces Online.”
There are six potential nouns in there, and the actual subject is a gerund. Plus it’s all in title case, so capitalization will not help you.
- May 15, 2021, 7:02 PM(13 mentions)
Gwen [reading aloud]: qwertyuiop
Me: you know, that keyboard layout is ca—
Gwen: this keyboard was invented 140 years ago and was designed to reduce typewriter jams. Let me draw for you what a jammed key looks like
Me:
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@estoner tfw someone compliments your glasses during all hands and you're like "I have finally become @estoner"- @estoner @estoner just realized both of our photos are us with cool, black, modern eyeglasses with our faces half shrouded in darkness and oh god I am actually just becoming you aren't I
- @estoner @estoner one of the first ways they "cook" an egg is an amber moon and I'm so upset youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS…
@thereisnonesuch @estoner @thereisnonesuch @estoner Not to brag or anything but being able to edit in slack is pretty cool.
@estoner @estoner did not report me to HR and is has been a stellar human to have as as my manager. He has followed in my 2018 footsteps and now manages all of simple's platform. I look forward to seeing what he does with it.- @estoner @estoner Here’s one of those bags of concrete. I finally peeled the paper off.
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