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Recent Tweets
- Oct 4, 2024, 1:18 AM
- Oct 2, 2024, 12:04 PM(1 mention)
Our neighbors hired a mobile dog groomer, and the van is posted up outside our house.
Every time the air compressor comes on, I picture them pressure-washing a standard poodle.
- Sep 27, 2024, 4:45 PM
REPORTER: What’s your favorite lunar sample?
YOU: What kind of question is—
[evan grabs podium]
ME: BIG MULEY
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Muley
- Sep 23, 2024, 12:40 PM
Paul Francis Webster won three Academy Awards in his lifetime. What we remember him for now are the lyrics:
“Spider-Man, Spider-Man / Does whatever a spider can / Is he strong? Listen bud / He’s got radioactive blood”
I think about this all the time.
- Sep 11, 2024, 11:36 PM
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