- Jun 13, 2021, 5:26 PM
- May 25, 2021, 6:44 PM(3 mentions)
Kansas: 🎶…nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky—🎶
Geologist narrator: well actually,
- May 22, 2021, 5:57 PM(9 mentions)
If I don’t see the green fairy within 48 hours of this Moderna dose I am going to be so disappointed.
- May 17, 2021, 10:01 AM
I’m truly impressed with how hard it is to understand the following headline: “First White Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro Unboxing Surfaces Online.”
There are six potential nouns in there, and the actual subject is a gerund. Plus it’s all in title case, so capitalization will not help you.
- May 15, 2021, 7:02 PM(13 mentions)
Gwen [reading aloud]: qwertyuiop
Me: you know, that keyboard layout is ca—
Gwen: this keyboard was invented 140 years ago and was designed to reduce typewriter jams. Let me draw for you what a jammed key looks like
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