Recent Tweets

Jan 20, 2023, 7:36 PM
Tired: Zeit is now Vercel
Wired: Exterro has acquired Zapproved
Jan 15, 2023, 1:05 AM(2 mentions)
I had a Fernetarita tonight, and it kind of blew my mind.
Jan 11, 2023, 9:32 PM(36 mentions)
The problem with naming your company this, is that when you do a layoff, it sounds like the reporter is doing jokey Shakespeare voice at a really inappropriate time. Forsooth!
Jan 7, 2023, 2:28 PM(17 mentions)
The Verge is out here live-blogging a web page error, for all their digital native readers who have never seen such a thing before.
Jan 6, 2023, 11:43 PM(5 mentions)
This fish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bony-eared_assfish
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Various Things People Are Saying To Or At Evan Generally

Ryan Barrett
✨ kf ✨
Mar 12, 2019, 1:35 PM
@estoner tfw someone compliments your glasses during all hands and you're like "I have finally become @estoner"
✨ kf ✨
Mar 27, 2019, 8:00 PM
@estoner @estoner one of the first ways they "cook" an egg is an amber moon and I'm so upset youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS…
✨ kf ✨
Apr 19, 2019, 12:23 AM
@estoner @estoner just realized both of our photos are us with cool, black, modern eyeglasses with our faces half shrouded in darkness and oh god I am actually just becoming you aren't I
Dan Dean
Jun 27, 2019, 9:41 AM
@thereisnonesuch @estoner @thereisnonesuch @estoner Not to brag or anything but being able to edit in slack is pretty cool.
w h i t
Jul 11, 2019, 7:32 AM
@estoner @estoner did not report me to HR and is has been a stellar human to have as as my manager. He has followed in my 2018 footsteps and now manages all of simple's platform. I look forward to seeing what he does with it.
Dan Dean
Jul 13, 2019, 6:09 PM
@estoner @estoner Here’s one of those bags of concrete. I finally peeled the paper off.
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