Recent Tweets

Jan 28, 2022, 6:42 PM
Apologies, but I have to do a parent brag: my eldest heir just got 100% on her semester final project on the history of non-binary pronouns
Jan 25, 2022, 10:09 AM(19 mentions)
my favorite thing about the term “raw sewage” is that it implies the existence of “sewage al dente”
Jan 22, 2022, 7:31 PM(1 mention)
I am apparently now the kind of person who owns two kinds of kümmel at the same time. /cc @abandonedbranch
Jan 19, 2022, 6:23 PM(13 mentions)
I never, ever, in my entire life, thought this story would be brought to the screen. Holy shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpgAhTP6ElA
Jan 17, 2022, 9:31 PM(1 mention)
The weirdest thing about Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964) is that a character can use a phrase like “the Mothra twins” and that’s not actually specific enough for you to know who they’re talking about.
...or, browse the full archive of my tweets.

Various Things People Are Saying To Or At Evan Generally

✨ kf ✨
Mar 12, 2019, 1:35 PM
@estoner tfw someone compliments your glasses during all hands and you're like "I have finally become @estoner"
w h i t
Jul 11, 2019, 7:32 AM
@estoner @estoner did not report me to HR and is has been a stellar human to have as as my manager. He has followed in my 2018 footsteps and now manages all of simple's platform. I look forward to seeing what he does with it.
✨ kf ✨
Mar 27, 2019, 8:00 PM
@estoner @estoner one of the first ways they "cook" an egg is an amber moon and I'm so upset youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS…
✨ kf ✨
Apr 19, 2019, 12:23 AM
@estoner @estoner just realized both of our photos are us with cool, black, modern eyeglasses with our faces half shrouded in darkness and oh god I am actually just becoming you aren't I
Dan Dean
Jun 27, 2019, 9:41 AM
@thereisnonesuch @estoner @thereisnonesuch @estoner Not to brag or anything but being able to edit in slack is pretty cool.
Dan Dean
Jul 13, 2019, 6:09 PM
@estoner @estoner Here’s one of those bags of concrete. I finally peeled the paper off.
Hieronymus Josh
liked this