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• Dec 3, 2024, 3:15 PM

  O come let us adore Jim

• Dec 2, 2024, 1:43 PM

  New dibranch just dropped https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/12/glowing-sea-slug-behaves-like-a-jellyfish-lizard-and-venus-flytrap/

• Nov 26, 2024, 6:37 PM(9 mentions)

  Free lifestyle idea: every time you walk into a place of business, proclaim that you’re “looking to take it to the next level”

• Nov 19, 2024, 11:42 PM(2 mentions)

  [puts clothes on backwards, embarrassing children] now that’s what I call a “bomb cyclone, [carried off by sudden gust of wind]

• Nov 19, 2024, 12:12 AM(3 mentions)

  Nerds can have a little Butlerian Jihad, as a treat

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