Recent Tweets

Nov 23, 2021, 11:12 PM
Wait, is Pizza Dog in Hawkeye????
Nov 21, 2021, 3:24 PM(8 mentions)
Never give up on America.
Nov 12, 2021, 4:09 PM(7 mentions)
Tired: neti pot
Wired: sinus irrigation
Inspired:
Nov 11, 2021, 9:00 PM(3 mentions)
In further evidence of the War on the War on Christmas, the Christmas Ships will not be coming to my neighborhood this year, so you will be spared the traditional invective and harangues with which I welcome the season.
Nov 9, 2021, 3:38 PM(3 mentions)
Got my whole family moved from AT&T to Verizon, after many many years as a customer. I feel better about where my money is going.

Also my voicemail works now.
...or, browse the full archive of my tweets.

Various Things People Are Saying To Or At Evan Generally

✨ kf ✨
Mar 12, 2019, 1:35 PM
@estoner tfw someone compliments your glasses during all hands and you're like "I have finally become @estoner"
✨ kf ✨
Mar 27, 2019, 8:00 PM
@estoner @estoner one of the first ways they "cook" an egg is an amber moon and I'm so upset youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS…
✨ kf ✨
Apr 19, 2019, 12:23 AM
@estoner @estoner just realized both of our photos are us with cool, black, modern eyeglasses with our faces half shrouded in darkness and oh god I am actually just becoming you aren't I
Dan Dean
Jun 27, 2019, 9:41 AM
@thereisnonesuch @estoner @thereisnonesuch @estoner Not to brag or anything but being able to edit in slack is pretty cool.
w h i t
Jul 11, 2019, 7:32 AM
@estoner @estoner did not report me to HR and is has been a stellar human to have as as my manager. He has followed in my 2018 footsteps and now manages all of simple's platform. I look forward to seeing what he does with it.
Dan Dean
Jul 13, 2019, 6:09 PM
@estoner @estoner Here’s one of those bags of concrete. I finally peeled the paper off.
Hieronymus Josh
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