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Jun 26, 2022, 3:47 PM
I don’t really get why everybody is so excited about NewProfilePic? It seems like another massive private harvest of biometrics for very little returned value.
Jun 22, 2022, 1:40 PM(1 mention)
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
Jun 19, 2022, 5:42 PM(15 mentions)
Round here we are committed to drinking any blue drink we encounter.
Jun 15, 2022, 4:31 PM(27 mentions)
People often complain that Slack discussions are hard to follow. I wonder how much of it is due to the fact that we use sloppy English in Slack: sparse capitalization and punctuation, verbal grammar, etc. It’s just physically hard to read.
May 27, 2022, 8:09 PM
That feeling when you get a fourth grader interested in Darude.
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Various Things People Are Saying To Or At Evan Generally

✨ kf ✨
Mar 12, 2019, 1:35 PM
@estoner tfw someone compliments your glasses during all hands and you're like "I have finally become @estoner"
✨ kf ✨
Mar 27, 2019, 8:00 PM
@estoner @estoner one of the first ways they "cook" an egg is an amber moon and I'm so upset youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS…
✨ kf ✨
Apr 19, 2019, 12:23 AM
@estoner @estoner just realized both of our photos are us with cool, black, modern eyeglasses with our faces half shrouded in darkness and oh god I am actually just becoming you aren't I
Dan Dean
Jun 27, 2019, 9:41 AM
@thereisnonesuch @estoner @thereisnonesuch @estoner Not to brag or anything but being able to edit in slack is pretty cool.
w h i t
Jul 11, 2019, 7:32 AM
@estoner @estoner did not report me to HR and is has been a stellar human to have as as my manager. He has followed in my 2018 footsteps and now manages all of simple's platform. I look forward to seeing what he does with it.
Dan Dean
Jul 13, 2019, 6:09 PM
@estoner @estoner Here’s one of those bags of concrete. I finally peeled the paper off.
Hieronymus Josh
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