Recent Tweets

Sep 27, 2022, 10:59 AM
Travel tip: you can learn a lot about a city’s “vibe” by visiting the historic queer neighborhood, of the airport
Sep 25, 2022, 12:31 PM(13 mentions)
Had to take the cat to urgent care, ended up in the strip mall by where I grew up. Currently composing a mournful country song about how the Petco is now a Pet Pros and the Shari’s is now a Wendy’s.
Sep 17, 2022, 11:32 PM(5 mentions)
People keep complaining about the new iOS battery percentage indicator, but I think it’s nice.
Sep 17, 2022, 6:47 PM(9 mentions)
My mom: Saw two crows kill a rat the other day.
Me: did they eat it? Or just kill it?
Mom: they ate part of it.
Gwen, cheerfully: Rats are full of nutrients!
Sep 15, 2022, 9:38 PM(2 mentions)
brb, updating my LinkedIn to just say “Drip Broker”
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Various Things People Are Saying To Or At Evan Generally

✨ kf ✨
Mar 12, 2019, 1:35 PM
@estoner tfw someone compliments your glasses during all hands and you're like "I have finally become @estoner"
✨ kf ✨
Apr 19, 2019, 12:23 AM
@estoner @estoner just realized both of our photos are us with cool, black, modern eyeglasses with our faces half shrouded in darkness and oh god I am actually just becoming you aren't I
✨ kf ✨
Mar 27, 2019, 8:00 PM
@estoner @estoner one of the first ways they "cook" an egg is an amber moon and I'm so upset youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS…
Dan Dean
Jun 27, 2019, 9:41 AM
@thereisnonesuch @estoner @thereisnonesuch @estoner Not to brag or anything but being able to edit in slack is pretty cool.
w h i t
Jul 11, 2019, 7:32 AM
@estoner @estoner did not report me to HR and is has been a stellar human to have as as my manager. He has followed in my 2018 footsteps and now manages all of simple's platform. I look forward to seeing what he does with it.
Dan Dean
Jul 13, 2019, 6:09 PM
@estoner @estoner Here’s one of those bags of concrete. I finally peeled the paper off.
Hieronymus Josh
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