- Oct 16, 2021, 12:05 PM
Baby spider, next to a cupcake crumb on our cutting board. Taken with the new iPhone macro lens; the spider’s body is less than 1mm long.
- Oct 15, 2021, 8:20 PM(9 mentions)
Gwen: this is weird but I want you to do something
Gwen: I’ve never seen you do that before
Me: was it basically like you expected
Gwen: I don’t know what I was expecting
- Sep 28, 2021, 1:24 AM(7 mentions)
those are slices of jello shot cake
that were handed to us by people we didn’t know
at a longshoreman’s bar
and I probably should not have eaten them
but nonetheless here we are
- Sep 23, 2021, 11:21 PM
I have no idea how they pulled off that episode of Ted Lasso. They need to go back and find a way to give Hannah Waddingham a second Emmy.
- Sep 17, 2021, 12:42 PM(2 mentions)
- ...or, browse the full archive of my tweets.
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