- Sep 27, 2022, 10:59 AM
Travel tip: you can learn a lot about a city’s “vibe” by visiting the historic queer neighborhood, of the airport
- Sep 25, 2022, 12:31 PM(13 mentions)
Had to take the cat to urgent care, ended up in the strip mall by where I grew up. Currently composing a mournful country song about how the Petco is now a Pet Pros and the Shari’s is now a Wendy’s.
- Sep 17, 2022, 11:32 PM(5 mentions)
- Sep 17, 2022, 6:47 PM(9 mentions)
My mom: Saw two crows kill a rat the other day.
Me: did they eat it? Or just kill it?
Mom: they ate part of it.
Gwen, cheerfully: Rats are full of nutrients!
- Sep 15, 2022, 9:38 PM(2 mentions)
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